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About The Stock Market – LOL

How The Stock Market Works

Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each.

The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them. The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort.

He further announced that he would now buy at $20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again.

Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms.

The offer increased to $25 each and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it.

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50. However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now take charge of his business affairs.

In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers, “Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man had collected. I will sell them to you at $35 and when he returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $50 each.”

The villagers rounded up with all their savings and bought all the monkeys. There after they never saw the man nor his assitant again……….only monkeys everywhere.

Now you’ve a better understanding of how the stock market works!

 

 

Stock Market Humor New Stock Market Terms
  •   CEO
Chief Embezzlement Officer
  •   CFO
Corporate Fraund Officer
  •   Bull Market
A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
  •   Bear Market
A 6 to 18 months period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.
  •   Value Investing
The art of buying low and selling lower.
  •   P/E Ratio
The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.
  •   Broker
What my broker has made me.
  •   Standard & Poor
Your Life in a nutshell.
  •   Stock Analyst
Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
  •   Stock Split
When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.
  •   Market Correction
The day after you buy stocks.
  •   Cash Flow
The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.
  •   Institutional Investor
Past your investor who’s now locked up in a nut house.
  •   Profit
An archaic word no longer in use.


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